"I will, of course, be dead at some future point, as will everybody else. For me, this maybe further off than you think."

"I know it's a very human thing to say 'Is there anything I can do?' but in this case I would only entertain offers from very high-end experts in brain chemistry."
Terry Pratchett, en las declaraciones anunciando su forma prematura de Alzheimer

SO I'M A LITTLE EARLY AM I? I FORGOT TO LOOK AT THE LIST.

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...he'll die, come back as a Zombie, and continue writing Discworld for the next 400 years.
"Just because you're a zombie doesn't mean you're a bad person"

"... that there's a million-to-one chance they'll find a cure in time!"
And we all know that million-to-one chances happen nine times out of ten.

There may be a cure somewhere in The Luggage. Anyone brave enough to have a look?

Mr Pratchett, I just hope that all the gods (even the small ones) are looking out for you and keeping you and your family safe and healthy for as long as possible.