Lost s03E11: Enter 77

"Hi! My name is Mikhail Bakunin.
I am the last living member of the Dharma Initiative.
There is a picture of Nadia Comaneci, the greatest gymnast ever.
She's so cute... Ugh ugh. Look at her tiny nipples...
I like tea in a teapot with ice, and I literally love farm animals and pussy cats.
Wannabe my friend?
I'd be my friend.
The hostiles are bad."