jueves, noviembre 30, 2006

Jack Bauer rulez

Hoy me dicen: Jack Bauer no mola.
No sé, pero a mi estos me han alegrado la mañana:

El arte de la guerra...

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."
Motivación para la vida...

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?
Idiomas...
Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
Getting things done...
Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."
Accidente...
Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer.
Buscadores...

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help
Los más buscados...
Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball
Ruleta rusa...
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
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Y matemáticas...
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".

1 comentario:

khaos dijo...

La última es bueníssima!